Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade
Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punani
And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
Put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didnt hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
Took another sip of the potion, hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didnt even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp
And it read Ice Cube's a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Halfway home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didnt even have to use my AK
I got to say it was a good day.