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Then the last class of the day, English, our English teacher was this super awesome guy, even though he was pretty old he was young at mind. Coincidently, it was one of the girls who asked him what bukkake is. He immediately started laughing and he asked her if we were planning a class bukkake. She didn’t get it obviously and when he saw that no one (us 3 played dumb) knew what bukkake is he decided to “show” us.
He asked the girls to sit in the middle of the class and the guys to form a circle around them. Then he started giving this speech that seemed to come straight out of a relaxation tape, he also talked in this calm and soothing voice.
I don’t remember every word because the 3 of us were trying our hardest not to burst into tears from laughter, but this is the short version of what he said.
“In order for good bukkake it’s smart to always meditate a bit beforehand. Imagine that you’re in Japan, in the background you hear a creek, listen to the birds, listen to the nature outside, it’s relaxing, almost hypnotizing. Breathe in, breathe out, that’s it.”
Meanwhile people were closing their eyes, thinking they’d get an incredible experience.
“Now imagine that you are all naked, at one with nature, just like you were born.”
Then his voice went all serious and he said:
“Now girls, imagine that all the boys here are ejaculating their semen on your face. That’s bukkake.”