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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Conor, 19, every day is a good day.

Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade
Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punani
And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
Put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didnt hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I’m coasting
Took another sip of the potion, hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didnt even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp
And it read Ice Cube’s a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Halfway home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didnt even have to use my AK
I got to say it was a good day.</description><title>Peace Attack</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @keflex)</generator><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Zola Jesus - Sink The Dynasty.
Man, the kick drum in this song...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://keflex.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/236837756/tumblr_kss971xmRk1qzr6j9&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zola Jesus - Sink The Dynasty.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Man, the kick drum in this song just fucking pounds. It probably helps that Niki (not &lt;a href="http://niki.tumblr.com"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; Niki) absolutely nails the vocals &amp; that the synth in the chorus is similarly bracing. Man, I’m so pumped right now. This is why.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/236837756</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/236837756</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:04:13 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>albertinho:

borisyeltsin:

recent purchasings. all laid out...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks9w8agV3C1qzpniao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://albertinho.tumblr.com/post/236802102/borisyeltsin-recent-purchasings-all-laid-out"&gt;albertinho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://borisyeltsin.tumblr.com/post/226837597"&gt;borisyeltsin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;recent purchasings. all laid out like it’s christmas or something. i don’t really have skills in the saving department.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Want everything in this pic. Even the NME. Yes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can safely say I don’t want any of this, including the Top Deck. I rule.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/236833739</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/236833739</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:57:31 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>This is my favourite photo of Lara I took out of like the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksqkeoLBIU1qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is my favourite photo of Lara I took out of like the 250-odd there were that day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/235878081</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/235878081</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:11:12 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Fucking hell.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There was a vinyl repress of Dragging A Dead Deer Up A Hill and I missed it. Just spent the past hour trawling the Internet for leads and came up with nothing. SOMEONE OUT THERE. SELL ME YR COPY.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/235857156</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/235857156</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:25:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksor6lZ9Na1qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234879894</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234879894</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:42:20 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksor38GGdW1qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234878879</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234878879</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:40:20 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksor14wemj1qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234878182</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234878182</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:39:03 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Why do I find this girl attractive it’s weird, I hate...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksor040dow1qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why do I find this girl attractive it’s weird, I hate myself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234877885</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234877885</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:38:28 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoqx98A2U1qzr6j9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234876899</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234876899</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:36:45 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoqvvifmj1qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234876461</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234876461</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:35:55 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoquudxzR1qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234876126</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234876126</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:35:17 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoqtuMTR51qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234875792</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234875792</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:34:42 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoqs4k7X91qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234875271</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234875271</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:33:40 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoqq6C7wF1qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234874690</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234874690</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:32:30 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoqmt5Yjm1qzr6j9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234873632</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/234873632</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:30:28 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>New job at work.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I get to yell at people to get back to work. Also I’m sitting here with nothing to do. Life rules.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/233706869</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/233706869</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:46:55 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>albertinho:

lenier:

Watching…
Also. Cultural cringe,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskx79k4O11qz4tuto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://albertinho.tumblr.com/post/232917091/lenier-watching-also-cultural-cringe"&gt;albertinho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lenier.net/post/232755022/watching-also-cultural-cringe-mate"&gt;lenier&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Watching…&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also. &lt;i&gt;Cultural cringe, mate.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love how this harbour pic is so obviously shopped. Way to have no Rocks or Circular Quay, and yes, why not just build a second CBD where the Eastern Suburbs are meant to be.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah, that’s what proves it’s a shop.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/232959502</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/232959502</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:52:19 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>planettampon:

Sleigh Bells - Crown on the...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://keflex.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/230810855/tumblr_ksbcugFl771qznrah&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://planettampon.tumblr.com/post/230758502"&gt;planettampon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sleigh Bells - Crown on the Ground&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://tjmahr.com/post/227692749"&gt;tristn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Downloaded this song a couple of days ago, I don’t see the appeal at all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/230810855</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/230810855</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:20:57 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksdajgyq111qzr6j9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/228678967</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/228678967</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:09:14 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve recently started doing Technical Support at work, and one call I had today ended up...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ve recently started doing Technical Support at work, and one call I had today ended up taking 90 minutes. (Later on I would discover that’s close to a record for a TS call. I’m awesome) I gave the 73 year-old woman my extension in case she needed to call back, which she did three times during the course of the day. The thing is though, I have no qualms talking to her because who honestly expects a 73 year-old to know what they’re doing with computers?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What I do take issue with is the way our call centre handles these sorts of customers. I spoke to her twice today, the other two times the calls were handled by other people. One just directed her to the store of original purchase, and another got so annoyed while setting up her Hotmail account that she simply did it herself and gave the woman the password. (Fun fact: she didn’t even ask the woman what email address she wanted, instead just making one up for her)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What the fuck, place of employment? I get shitty with a lot of people for a lot of things. But never because they simply don’t understand something. It’s not like she was actively trying to be difficult. &lt;i&gt;She just didn’t understand.&lt;/i&gt; Fucking hell. Anyway, today I was also given the ability to assess calls and give feedback to the agents. Guess which department’s getting slammed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/228666908</link><guid>http://keflex.tumblr.com/post/228666908</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:48:36 +1100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
